This sounds like something you might appreciate...
A city slicker stopped his large, expensive car on a country road and looked
about in confusion. He noticed a young farm hand leaning on a fence and called
to him, "Hey, you know how far it is to Piney Flats?" The farm hand thought
about it and said, "Don't know."
"Well then, do you know the best way to get there?"
Again, the farm hand thought a bit and said, "Don't know."
"Look, can you just tell me where the nearest gas station is so I can pick up a
"'Fraid I don't know that either."
Frustrated, the man in the car snapped, "You don't know much do you?"
To which the farm hand replied, "I'm not lost."