1. Golden Retriever
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?2. Border Collie
: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.3. Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!4. Rottweiler:
Make me.5. Boxer
: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.6. Lab
: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!7. German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.8. Jack Russell Terrier
: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.9. Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?10. Cocker Spaniel
: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.11. Chihuahua
: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.12. Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...13. Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?14. New Zealand Sheep Dog:
First, I'll round up all the light bulbs into a manageable group...15. Toy Poodle
: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.The Cat's Answer:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
Proving once and for all that dogs may have masters, but cats have a staff...