Steve McCoy

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SOME LINES FOR A MONDAY MORNING:

  Were you or someone you love exposed to Peter Pan Live??? You may be entitled to some money damages.

 If NBC wanted ratings, why wouldn't they cast Kim Kardashian as Wendy, Nicki Minaj as Peter Pan, Kanye as Hook, and Bieber as Tinkerbell.

Hey Peter, don't you get it, Wendy is not going to bed with you!!!

(The next day at Breakfast) “ God, did I just play Captain Hook last night in a live TV Production of Peter Pan?”-- Christopher Walken.

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FAT ALBERT’S BUDDY THE COS

Okay, at this point it might just be easier to make a list of people who HAVEN’T been abused by Bill Cosby!

 Sorry Bill, but its hard to believe a word you say when the number of accuser’s is fast approaching your age!!!

Cosby's current standup tour name is "Far From Finished," which now seems more like a threat.

Seems GHOST DAD wasn't the worse thing Bill Cosby ever did.

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Okay Hanukkah is a little earlier this year than last, but c’mon Starbucks, do you really expect me to order a Potato Latke Frappuccino?

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Mariah Carey and that whole mess WHEN SHE SHOWED UP SO LATE FOR THE NBC TV LIGHTING OF THE Christmas tree special, now say’s she was late because she had meetings with her lawyers about her divorce, and that some new allegations that Nick was coming up with had her very upset. She says she did the best she could despite being so upset while performing that she almost burst into tears several times during that performance. 

⇒ Well, while that may be true, maybe she almost burst into tears because that’s the first time she ever heard herself sing live!’

→MARIAH WAS LATE ,because she didn’t have nick cannon around to zip her into her dress.

Apparently our spies have found out that her lawyers told her that Nick Cannon is now demanding that he receive at least 6.3 octaves per month from Mariah !!!

The new Star Wars trailer has hit theatres, doesn’t tell us much, but with JJ Abrams at the helm people are expecting big things. I hear JJ’s next project is he’s REBOOTING EBOLA

Mariah Carey and that whole mess WHEN SHE SHOWED UP SO LATE FOR THE NBC TV LIGHTING OF THE Christmas tree special, now say’s she was late because she had meetings with her lawyers about her divorce, and that some new allegations that Nick was coming up with had her very upset. She says she did the best she could despite being so upset while performing that she almost burst into tears several times during that performance.

è Well, while that may be true, maybe she almost burst into tears because that’s the first time she ever heard herself sing live!’

àMARIAH WAS LATE ,because she didn’t have nick cannon around to zip her into her dress.

Apparently our spies have found out that her lawyers told her that Nick  Steve McCoy

A T L A N T A 

SOME LINES FOR A MONDAY MORNING:

  Were you or someone you love exposed to Peter Pan Live??? You may be entitled to some money damages.

 If NBC wanted ratings, why wouldn’t they cast Kim Kardashian as Wendy, Nicki Minaj as Peter Pan, Kanye as Hook, and Bieber as Tinkerbell.

Hey Peter, don’t you get it, Wendy is not going to bed with you!!!

(The next day at Breakfast) “ God, did I just play Captain Hook last night in a live TV Production of Peter Pan?”-- Christopher Walken.

-00-

FAT ALBERT’S BUDDY THE COS

Okay, at this point it might just be easier to make a list of people who HAVEN’T been abused by Bill Cosby!

 Sorry Bill, but its hard to believe a word you say when the number of accuser’s is fast approaching your age!!!

Cosby's current standup tour name is "Far From Finished," which now seems more like a threat.

Seems GHOST DAD wasn't the worse thing Bill Cosby ever did.

-0-

Okay Hanukkah is a little earlier this year than last, but c’mon Starbucks, do you really expect me to order a Potato Latke Frappuccino?

=00=

Mariah Carey and that whole mess WHEN SHE SHOWED UP SO LATE FOR THE NBC TV LIGHTING OF THE Christmas tree special, now say’s she was late because she had meetings with her lawyers about her divorce, and that some new allegations that Nick was coming up with had her very upset. She says she did the best she could despite being so upset while performing that she almost burst into tears several times during that performance. 

⇒ Well, while that may be true, maybe she almost burst into tears because that’s the first time she ever heard herself sing live!’

→MARIAH WAS LATE ,because she didn’t have Nick Cannon around to zip her into her dress.

Apparently our spies have found out that her lawyers told her that Nick Cannon is now demanding that he receive at least 6.3 octaves per month from Mariah !!!

The new Star Wars trailer has hit theatres, doesn't tell us much, but with JJ Abrams at the helm people are expecting big things. I hear JJ’s next project is he’s REBOOTING EBOLA