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GARY CRAIG
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The oil is still rushing out of a gaping hole under the gulf of mexico.
The morons at B.P have NO idea on how to stop it, but at least some good is
coming out of this catastrophe...a new toy!



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Sexy Coon Skin Cap

They did this on Parks and Recreations last night and, in honor of Davy Crockett
(Fess Parker) who died this week, it's time to find out if you can pick someone
up on the street wearing a coon skin cap and delivering coon skin cap pick up lines.
We sent Stunt Guy out to see if the coonskin cap works...




Here's the audio clip from that segment...



Click here to download the audio clip

And, here's the video clip...


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Sexy Coon Skin Cap

They did this on Parks and Recreations last night and, in honor of Davy Crockett
(Fess Parker) who died this week, it's time to find out if you can pick someone
up on the street wearing a coon skin cap and delivering coon skin cap pick up lines.
We sent Stunt Guy out to see if the coonskin cap works...



Here's the audio from that segment...

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We played a game where we give you a "famous" sound and you have to identify it. Here are the sounds we used:
 AOL
Vibrating cell phone
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Make mine a double Venti Cappacino and a Smith & Wesson Model 500 .50-Cal. Magnum....
oh..and a cinammon bun..

There's a big battle going on between handgun owners and gun control advocates in state's where the law allows people to openly carry handguns.  Starbuck's has been targeted and that company's policy, so far, is not to blink when someone comes in their store with a gun strapped around their waist.  How do you feel about that...
Been among the sick the last week or so...not swine flu but something similar.  Feeling a lot better so here's a couple of bits and bytes we've been doing.

So the experts at American Greetings cards are saying we are sending more CHristmas Cards than ever this year.  An expected 2 billion cards are expected to travel in the snail mail.  That figures to about $880 million bucks in postage alone not to mention the cost of thec ards a...
GARY CRAIG
CRAIG AND COMPANY
www.garycraig.com
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Happy Holidays boys and girls.  Let’s have a report

The next Holiday is Chanukah  or  Hanukah, or however you spell it!
So here are all the bits that I have:

The Convert to Judiasm Spray



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So my partner is out with the flu....and we're making a big deal out of it...swine flu, bird flu, blue flu...you name it she's got it.  So we are again giving away flu shots and pork products.  We spin the wheel of "illness" and "pork loins."  Winners get whatever comes up.  Actually just giving them gift cards to either a pharmacy (who gives flu shots) or a grocery store (they can buy what ever they want.)  Trying not t...
Talking about Maria Shriver getting popped for parking in a Red Zone.  Damn paparazzi.
Second time in two weeks she's been caught breaking the law.  Arnold must be pissed.
We put together a bit on what the conversation between the First Lady and the Governator must have sounded like.  Snag a sound board and go to town.  Here's what we did.
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KLAQ Morning Show
El Paso, TX
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Teresa Provencio reporting

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We had a visit from Nostradumass this week--

Answer:  The Tennessee Titans and Balloon Boy.

Question:  Name the recipients of the two worst butt whippings over the weekend.

 

Answer:  An Oregon State sweatshirt and the Marge Simpson "Playboy".

Question:  Name two things that feature ...